It’s The Pictures That Got Small.

incorrect0hicsqueak:

Pippa: What are you doing?

Hecate: I’m confronting the person who ruined my life.

Pippa: You are yelling at a mirror.

incorrect0hicsqueak:

Mildred watching Hecate discipline the first years: I love watching Miss Hardbroom yell at someone other than me. It’s such a nice change

incorrect0hicsqueak:

Hecate, pointing at Enid: that child is morally grey at best

incorrect0hicsqueak:

Ada: What are you talking about

Hecate? You love it here!

Hecate: I’m not sure I do, I think I’ve just developed Stockholm syndrome.

incorrect0hicsqueak:

Hecate: I’m adopting a child

Mildred: O congratulat-

Hecate, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you sign here

incorrect0hicsqueak:

Mildred: Is it called ‘sand’ because it’s in between the sea and the land?

Hecate: …

Mildred: Miss Hardbroom, I’m serious-

Hecate: I know you’re serious.

incorrect0hicsqueak:

Hecate: *feels an emotion*

Hecate: Who authorised this?

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nightlyquotes:

“When fate gives you a fresh new chance to fall in love again, she will give you two simple rules: To practice the art of being soft and to be grateful.”

— Juansen Dizon, Healing The Wounded Heart

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timelordgifs:

Hello. Kate Stewart, head of scientific research at UNIT. And with dress sense like that—you must be the Doctor. I hoped it’d be you.

Jemma Redgrave as KATE STEWART in Doctor Who

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bitchbrisket:

segretecose:

the whole premise of snape as a character is so funny he’s like i will do anything for the woman i love forever and always ! except being civil with her 10 year old orphaned son. that i cannot do

‘I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE…*clutches desperately at the air* BUT I WON’T DO THAT’

girlfictions:

and let the history books name joe biden, rishi sunak, justin trudeau, emmanuel macron, ursula von der leyen and every other world leader who did not step in to prevent the genocide of palestine as cold-blooded murderers. may they face a shred of the immeasurable pain and suffering they allowed to be committed against 2.2. million innocent lives.

lizardsister:

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

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inexprymable:

Can’t have Halloween without my favorite witches

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english-history-trip:

schmergo:

When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.

Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings

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stuckinapril:

my mom didn’t raise a quitter. she raised a perfectionist who’s so afraid of failing they don’t start anything to begin with

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